This web page will be about my life as a pirate. Being my first attempt at web design and publishing, I will attempt to amuse you. Should you not find this to your liking, I'll be having my attack parrot take to pecking at yur scurvy noggin. Aurgh! So ya best be payin' attention, matey.
We'll be taking my ship, the "Cosmic Cannoli". It's actually a '56 Cadillac Brougham thats been worked to hold 3 cannons per side. Auurrggghhhh! Should ya be thinkin' that I've been nippin' at me rum supply...ye be right! And me parrot be drinkin' some too!